Everyone knows that one person who just can’t keep their mouth shut. Someone who has such a huge ego, they cannot admit they’re wrong. Dick Richards is that person. He is a fat, lazy, arrogant man who holds the world record for the most useless words spewed out during any given discussion. Dick claimed to […]
Realistic Fiction
Even if your OC exists in a world that closely resembles our own, they will never stop being unique.
Dick Richards: Character Sheet
Name: Dick Richards Nicknames: Age: 59 Sex: Male Height: 5’11 Weight: 298 lbs Body Type: Fat, harry, jiggly Hair Color: Dirty Grey Hair Type: Man bun Race: Caucasian Nationality: American Strengths: Good at making things up, good golfer Weaknesses: extremely low emotional intelligence, reverse Midas touch, unemployed, asshole, can’t admit he is wrong, lazy, arrogant, […]
Desperate Times: Chapter 4
“Tonight’s the night, and it’s gonna happen again and again…” “I’m proud of you,” said Jack to Hunter, “we’ve been on the road for ten minutes and you’re already breaking out the fandom jokes.” “There is no other way to do it” replied Hunter. It was about 7 O’clock when the team arrived downtown. […]
Desperate Times: Chapter 3
Jack was the first to wake. Of course being an insomniac has some issues, but at least he was the first to get to breakfast. Jack got back from the dining halls and nudged Ellie and Hunter to wake them up. “Did you know one of my old friends used to own a bread factory; […]
Desperate Times: Chapter 2
“Hey…hey…guess what?” “I am literally going to harm you,” said Jack. “I ate two pieces of string cheese, and they came out tied together; I shit you knot.” Jack grabbed the heaviest textbook in reach and smacked it on Hunter’s leg. “Damn you and your puns!” Said Jack. “…SHIT YOU KNOT…,” Hunter continued “oh, I […]
Desperate Times
“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” Everyone has been in a situation of desperation. No two are alike, but on some level everyone can relate, especially college students. The smell of Ramen boiling in the microwave, the taste of stale pizza from three months ago, and the constant need to look for quarters and dimes […]
Writing your life (Sans x reader)
Chapter one: writing your life “Ugh” you moan as you crumble your paper and you aim for the trash bin, but like all the others they have collected on your floor. You hold your head in your hands as you loan in irritation “Why won’t anything good go onto paper these days?” You hesitantly get […]